@HatfieldAnne: If you've ever wondered how many days you can reuse the same lemon wedge in your water pitcher in the refrigerator, the answer is not 11.
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@CarpeAngela: I just watched the girl next to me google "lack toast and tolerant symptoms" Symptoms: you have no toast but it's totally tolerable.
@KyleMcDowell86: If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following
@HTownHarold: Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I'm now being asked to audition for Riverdance.