@HatfieldAnne: If you've ever wondered how many days you can reuse the same lemon wedge in your water pitcher in the refrigerator, the answer is not 11.
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@tracyofthenorth: People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.
@AnitaHelmet: Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
@shot_of_cabo: I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time.. And she said.. "The big hand is on the...."