@Social_Mime: If you've ever wondered if your drunk Uncle would make a good President you aren't wondering anymore.
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@darrinfb: You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them.
@Mom_Overboard: *tumbles down basement stairs, laundry flying everywhere* Me: *whispers through pain* parkour...
@longwall26: haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in