@Jack_Wagon1: If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch.
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@Tommytoughstuff: [Arguing with a guy over who's tougher] *takes toothpick from mouth* "When I started chewing this it was a full grown spruce."
@PaperWash: teenage son: [mad at me] I WISH I WAS BATMAN [slams door] me: ok lol [later] me: hey what the f-
@Rollinintheseat: Please, person who just said "libary", tell me more about what an avid reader you are.