@JohnLyonTweets: I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower.
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@pmclellan: The most important aspect of opening a Chinese restaurant is hiring a good chicken to fry the rice.
@dannyschof81: nothing worse than an american 'alcoholic' who enters rehab because they drink in a month what a normal british person would on a two hour train journey.
@CYComedy: Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named "Marco" in the supermarket just now.