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@kumailn: "I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."
"We're terrified of dentists."
"I'll kill a lion!"
"It was a beloved lion with a name."
"Dammit."

“I’ll be a dentist. Then they’ll love me.”
“We’re terrified of dentists.”
“I’ll kill a lion!”
“It was a beloved lion with a name.”
“Dammit.”

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