@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!
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@punmagnate: MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket
@hasht4g: I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work.
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.
@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.