@TheWriteStuff2u: I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
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@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.
@AndyShulk: When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
@Aspersioncast: Annoy your wife by saying “wow” every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor.