@TheWriteStuff2u: I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
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@SteveKoehler22: Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing.
@djderk: Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.