@joshingstern: I'll bet Vampire Kiddies enjoy scabs as much as human Kids love pudding skin
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@AGStr8upNinja: It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers.
@underchilde: [Bank robber]: “Time to make a hasty escape.” *Passes a store window full of kittens* *Stands there for six hours*
@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
@lasergirl70: Me to waiter: "I'm eating for 2." Waiter: "Oh, you're pregnant?" Me: "No, my sister was supposed to meet me here, but she can't make it."