@joshingstern: I'll bet Vampire Kiddies enjoy scabs as much as human Kids love pudding skin
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@flashember: [DOG COP TV DRAMA] DOG SHERIFF: Drop the gun, Scruffy. Be a good boy! SCRUFFY: I know a little secret *lifts gun* All dogs go to Heaven.