@rickolantern: I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird.
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@Maxine12333: If you're feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.
@therealeatwood: [Wedding] “…to join these two in holy matrimony. The Ring, please?” [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]
@Glennot73: This body wash smells like a smoothie !!! This body wash does not taste like a smoothie !!!