@envydatropic: I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots.
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@AndRyanTF: You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?
@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!
@ceejoyner: OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun.
@ashleycrem: I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things.