@envydatropic: I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots.
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@WorkaholicBlake: Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas.
@JermHimselfish: My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it.
@LousyBastard: I'm sorry I dropped your baby and doubly sorry I nudged it under the crib with my foot so you wouldn't notice.
@jngraphs: Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours