@envydatropic: I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots.
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@lecalabara: I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
@BuffaloHomo: Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do.
@DaddyJew: Gf: come over Me: can't, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you're 30 years old, grow up