@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.
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@Papa_Mex: I learned that you transfer more germs shaking hands than kissing....It didn't take HR long to stop me from introducing myself to women...
@mjkspeaks: The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote.
@AmericanGent69: Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy