@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.
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@AddledPixie: I hate it when I'm in a rage and suddenly remember I'm not wealthy so I can't hurl expensive bone china into the fireplace.
@skittle624: When my husband asked me do something creative for dinner, I drew a cute picture of a dog on a napkin and put it next to the pizza box.
@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'