@Dawn_M_: I'll date any guy that can digest a seagull faster than me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@EJGomez: LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
@SadMeterologist: -I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price.