@Dawn_M_: I'll date any guy that can digest a seagull faster than me.
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@jwoodham: If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal.
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert