@LindaInDisguise: I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
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@towelforacape: I say 'tomato', you say 'put your hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle slowly' .
@msbtx: "Snitches get stitches," I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets.
@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD