@mrtruthandsoul: I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is my favorite song about how to incorrectly deal with the loss of a loved one during the holiday
@o__0Dev: I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.
@noog: God: NOAH. Noah: Yes Lord? God: Where are the land sharks, flying spiders and the jumping snakes? Noah: Oh nooooo, did I forget those?