@mrtruthandsoul: I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck.
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@Marcmywords2: Someone called me yesterday and said, "Hello, is this Ross" I said " no it's Chandler" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends.
@T_Bonezzz: My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave
@heidi420x: if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones.