@mrtruthandsoul: I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck.
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@KKAlThani: I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.
@KalvinMacleod: [lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you’re supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone
@STEELERS1972: The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird.