@mrtruthandsoul: I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck.
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@AndLive2Love: If the Earth was really flat, all the cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
@KyleMcDowell86: "Wanna see videos from my vacation?" *shows home video of me eating a raccoon under a bridge "This is the wrong video" "No this is right"
@Brampersandon_: Hey where's Brian? "Oh he's taking a p_ _p" A what? "Um dropping a d_ _c_" Huh? "Taking a sh_t....Uhh Cr_p!" Oh! He's evacuating his vowels?