@AwkwardCanBSexy: I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole.
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@KingRainhead: boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!
@zachreinert03: My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen
@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.