@iLikeCatShirts: I'll sleep when I'm dead but also every night so I don't die.
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@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.
@Momtoteens: If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership.
@drwgmawr: Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help.