@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy.
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@KenJennings: "This tweet isn't funny yet. Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!" --me
@NourHadidi: Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant.
@odannyboy: DC: Wonder Woman is too complex for a movie. Marvel: We just made $100m on a movie featuring a talking raccoon and a walking tree. In space.