@PeachyPixel8: Coming Soon
Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold
*cue explosion*
PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN
*fade to black*
@LeviathanPride: Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry.
@ojedge: [Blackstreet Bakery]
Me: [watching the baker kneading dough] "I love the way you work it"
Baker: "No diggity?"
Me: "Baguette up."
@funflaps: [portrait studio]
ARTIST: I charge $50 per limb, because limbs are difficult to draw
ME: How much to draw me from the side?
ARTIST: That'll cost you an arm and a leg
@Lovepink1120124: Dang I didn't make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
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