@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.
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@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes
@flashember: Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him.
@panmidwest: I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him
@chadchaines: [phone makes noise] [gets giddy about how popular I'm about to feel] Oh. It's an email about car insurance. [quietly dies a little inside]