@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.
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@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.
@joshgondelman: If you want to rob a white person, just say: "Stop, collaborate, and listen," then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song.
@Malocallidus: I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials.
@mattsurely: *wife comes home* "Did you fix the toilet?" Yep! [she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums] "You called the plummer again you idiot!!!"