@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.
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@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
@SethMacFarlane: Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictured a world where no one leaves flyers on my windshield.
@callie_cakes: PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks.
@msbtx: Son: What does "nihilism" mean? Me: "Everything is meaningless." Son: Wow ok nice attitude. Do you know what it means or not?