@sara_ashlynn: I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days.
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@jonnysun: MOM ITS NOT A DOLLHOUSE IM PRETENDING TO BE A GIANTE THATS TERRORIZING A FAMILY GOSH *waits for mom to leave* and im makig them have tea
@hipstermermaid: I just want a time machine so I can show up at the Salem witch trials with an iPad.
@ibid78: I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats.
@Burger_Time_: Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp.