@dance_blessed: I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats.
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@lovemydogduck: My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there.
@KarenKilgariff: A dog barks in the distance. I look over at my own dogs. “See how annoying that is?”