@dance_blessed: I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats.
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@Real_Dick_Head: Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.
@Dawn_M_: If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating.
@taitutu: Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger.