@dance_blessed: I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats.
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@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.
@ValeeGrrl: Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
@NJPsychDoc: Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress.
@murrman5: [looks up from laptop while updating résumé] son, you're good with computers "I'm alright" how do I find pictures of mean looking dinosaurs?