@dance_blessed: I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats.
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@caroline_umc: Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid.
@StupidSophia_: Me: "The only person I need in my life is you." Bartender: "Please stop trying to hold my hand."