@GaryJanetti: "I'm a model." I see. And does anybody else know that?
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@AndyAsAdjective: [team dumps Gatorade on head coach after victory but head coach just happens to be the Wicked Witch of the West] COACH: you idiots *melts*
@Mothpete: I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly.