@GaryJanetti: "I'm a model." I see. And does anybody else know that?
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@iwearaonesie: If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won't ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
@Carrie_Rachel: In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern.
@catmarstru: "shaved carrots instead of cheese" lol okay Vogue thanks for the diet advice those totally taste the same