@NinsunG: I'm a pediatrician.
Oh, so you're into feet?
Isn't that illegal?
@Courtniss_: There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart.
@fro_vo: everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now
ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome
@ReelQuinn: Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things
TV Host: What are cooking for us today?
Dingo: I’m making my famous baby coleslaw
@jordan_stratton: Now tell me how old your baby is in HOURS.