@NinsunG: I'm a pediatrician.
Oh, so you're into feet?
Isn't that illegal?
@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
@RdrJay47: "She is not fine."
@tomipuff: I would like a warm hound please
A flaming puppy
"Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"
Yes. A scorching pooch
@tuckonthis: "Doesn't it feel good to Payless?" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores
@KPsych29: My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.