@NinsunG: I'm a pediatrician.
Oh, so you're into feet?
Isn't that illegal?
@kwirkyKerri: I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that.
@mstern68: Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch.
@michaelianblack: I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated
@BrettDruck: When somebody asks for directions I just say "follow your heart" and drive away.
@Heldinchains: It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy!
I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???