@NinsunG: I'm a pediatrician.
Oh, so you're into feet?
Isn't that illegal?
@jennandoah: Stick it to the man
@jazmasta: Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries
@KyleMcDowell86: Me: my shoulder is sore
DR: I told u stop throwing rocks at the Sun
[walking out of office] (looks at Sun) I guess ur safe *squints* for now
@TheMichaelRock: 8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this?
Me: that's purely speculation
@gwatts77: Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun.