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@NinsunG: I'm a pediatrician.
Oh, so you're into feet?
Isn't that illegal?
@WillHinsa: My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work.
@SGadea: Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm.
@envydatropic: I smile whenever I say "cheese" regardless of whether or not my picture is being taken
@jwoodham: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did.
@tartadepollo: I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box.