@NinsunG: I'm a pediatrician.
Oh, so you're into feet?
Isn't that illegal?
@MadGamer79: When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
@Fred_Delicious: "Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"
"AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"
"and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"
@SufficientCharm: Bravo, Oscar, Oscar, Bravo, Sierra
@boring_as_heck: Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. "I don't know why we didn't think of this before," he said.
@murrman5: what's wrong son?
that kid said he's cooler than me
what? impossible. what kid?
*in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*