@PyrBliss: I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job.
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@spacej_me: Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail
@UncleDuke1969: Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)
@Landon8426: American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took "the floor is lava" game way to seriously as kids.
@turkeyheadmac: Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes