@kevinseccia: I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal.
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@MichaelTrying: Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well.
@UNTRESOR: If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter.
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?
@KentWGraham: There’s a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days.