@kevinseccia: I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal.
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@Nickadoo: I wish my job was more like a video game. In order to be promoted to the next level, all I'd need to do is kill the boss.
@Kernsti: When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was "interested in men" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies
@wolfpupy: i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass
@Playing_Dad: Boss: We're having a meeting at noon for future managers Me: Will there be lunch? Boss: No Me: I don't want to be a manager that bad