@13spencer: I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass.
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@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
@WildeThingy: I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made