@13spencer: I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass.
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@tastefactory: COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u
@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
@sarcasticmommy4: My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: "Uh, go buy new clothes?" Have kids. It's fun.