@13spencer: I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass.
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@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."
@armyVet1972: 1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours
@sarcasticmommy4: It's nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates. It'd be even nicer if they'd stop bringing them back home.