@13spencer: I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.
@Reverend_Scott: [kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying.