@MaraWilson: I’m always surprised how long disco and early ‘80s dance songs are, until I remember cocaine
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@topaz_kell: [impatiently yells] "What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
@Aspersioncast: What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death.
@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.