@mrtruthandsoul: I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
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@RobertJrDowney: Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.
@Sickayduh: "911 what's your emergency?" - I've been catfished by a dozen men "We're on our way" - Gonna arrest them? "Gonna shut off your internet"