@mrtruthandsoul: I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
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@amazymay72x: sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?
@xLiserx: Superman hides his identity w/ glasses & a side part. I wear a quilt w/ eye holes & it's still "Lisa, you've been banned from this Wendy's".
@ImABaconDonut: One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.