@DBMaxP: I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
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@bingowings14: My dad always used to say 'if you take care of the small things, the big things take care of themselves'. This cost him his job at the zoo.
@iamspacegirl: Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain.
@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.