@MandiAtRandom: I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
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@OakHill_: Her: Where have you been? Me: I went to see a shrink. Her: Are you having emotional problems? Me: No... I just want to be smaller.
@robdelaney: Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?
@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.