@DurtMcHurtt: I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt.
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@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@kwirkyKerri: I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake.
@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems