@DurtMcHurtt: I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt.
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@Black__Elvis: My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations.
@KatMcSnatch: My ex sent me a text saying "please delete my number..." I sent one back saying "who's this?"
@brian_bilston: Here is a poem for #NationalDrinkWineDay entitled "The Problem of Writing a Poem in the Shape of a Wine Glass".