@DurtMcHurtt: I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt.
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@BrettDruck: What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
@tastefactory: [robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks "But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"
@msdanifernandez: [during sex] him: Im so sorry. This literally never happens [takes out telescope to watch comet]