@DurtMcHurtt: I'm as useless as the top two buttons on a Greek mans dress shirt.
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@samfromks: Wife: Why the hell did you buy a buffalo? Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
@ScottLinnen: Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you're back to Fred Flintstone.
@B0niferd: My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today but my sweatpants were like nah girl you're good.