@Vice_Queen: I'm at a second grade music recital and this is by far the most effective form of birth control I've ever tried.
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@iAmDelFreaky: You'd be surprised how many strangers will let you hug them when you approach with open arms & a big smile. None. I've been stabbed 3 times
@dafloydsta: [job interview] "And why do you want to be a fireman?" So I can fire people. "That's not what a-" *clenching fists* You're gonna be first.