@ISOremarkable: I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge.
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@iscoff: We'd like to sincerely apologize for booking the Karate Convention on the same day as the Rare Wooden Boards Fair
@vault101girl: This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out.