@TheBeerGuy73: I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.
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@TheMichaelRock: I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight.
@aspaul: I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods.
@Dawn_M_: My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me.