@tequilasaltlife: I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom
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@PaulFrei: How many rum & cokes are too many after a couple Vicodin? Asking for this EMT. He seems pretty interested.
@stockejock: Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'
@Scdavis24: I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!
@NeverOLLG: me looking at old pictures: why? me looking at old hair cut: why? me looking at old clothes: why? me looking at old crush: why?