@tequilasaltlife: I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom
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@Ivsy01: You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car.
@TattleTSister: "I don't need more than 4 hours of sleep" I say proudly while spooning dish washer detergent into my coffee.
@splendidcynic: Establish dominance at the dentist by hitting them with a rock and asking if THAT is comfortable.