@peaceintruth1: I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle.
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@tricycle_champ: [walking away from taco truck] WIFE: whats wrong ME: nothing WIFE: did u think the truck would be one giant taco ME: *wiping away tears* no
@wickedsuga: When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too.
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.