@PeachesMcPeach: I'm at my sexiest when I'm at a stoplight and a teenage boy is checking me out then suddenly realizes his horrific mistake.
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@ericonederful: I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together.
@JennUflect: Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid.
@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you