@BestWorstAdvice: I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band.
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@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@dragnut: Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it