@moooooog35: I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too.
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@HairyJew4Life: Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?
@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.