@breadzeppellin: I'm 'confuses systems of measurement' centimetres old.
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@shwebby3: Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement
@KrazykurtKurt: I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.