@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
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@TheNardvark: The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.
@KamanCider: Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.
@juliussharpe: My wife wants to have another kid. That's like seeing light at the end of a tunnel and saying, "I think we better turn around."