@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
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@Douchekevin: A 25 year old just told me she's gonna rock my world. I'm 47 so I assume she's gonna show me where to buy comfortable shoes & soft licorice
@funnyfries: I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress. I ate her.