@jjhartinger: I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday.
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@hasht4g: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
@pharmasean: You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine
@Jamdug: Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure" *walks up to girl* *whispers* "magnanimous"