@jjhartinger: I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday.
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@stuckinaportal: [portal opens] dark lord: FINALLY! EARTH'S TREASURES ARE MINE! gary: what if the REAL treasure is our friendsh- dark lord: not now gary
@DaddyJew: 7: can I have a pop tart? Me: we're going to eat dinner soon 7: this will be my dinner Me: fine but at least have a strawberry one
@dyldonot: [girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]
@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.