@jjhartinger: I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday.
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@ddsmidt: Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
@jctwritesstuff: So let me get this straight. A dude comes back to life after three days and no one cuts his head off?
@TabooBooSF: My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox.