@Lalaw143: I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile .
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@SaddleLawman: Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees.
@whatmaddness: [inventing wedding dresses] a massive skirt! more skirt! MORE now, put a skirt over her face! god ya that’s the stuff
@Adyaces: The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive.
@liv_thatsme: You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog.