@Lalaw143: I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile .
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@joeljeffrey: Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
@foodfacenow: 1st Date Me: Just warning you. I get freaky. Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky.
@beefman138: Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.