@4SLars: I'm dying louder than usual today.
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@J0hnnyBlaze: "Omg, I literally just died" -people who literally don't know what literally means
@pstamato: Asked exterminator if he chose the bug life or the bug life chose him. In the ensuing silence I assume he imagined me dying by fumigation.
@NikiWithIssues: Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers.