@TequilaTears: I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels.
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@RandomManik: Everything brightened up when you came into our presence. - Food in my refrigerator.
@Storminika: Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?