@TequilaTears: I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels.
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@jwoodham: Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds.
@KevinBuffalo: When my cousin came out as gay, his parents wanted him to see a psychiatrist. Which is too bad. Cuz he was already seeing a handsome lawyer.
@Quartzjixler: I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers
@Brampersandon_: ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman