@steveolivas: I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much "awesome" in a standard-sized body.
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@secondofhername: OMG THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE THE THOUGHT OF WINNING AFTER A NOMINATION IS A PHENOMENA THAT BLOWS MY MIND HOW DID IT HAPPEN - All Emmy winners
@JesKeepSwimming: The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
@SuperRandomish: If you walk up to me with a plate of food and say "Matt?" My name will always be Matt.