@meganamram: I'm gaining weight for my role as "'Before' picture"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KristinHalbrook: Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses.
@shutupmikeginn: I have sloth-like reflexes "Don't you mean catlike reflexes?" [several hours later] No
@crunchenhanced: Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.