@Jason_Horton: I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like "sorry I'm married" then it's "leave me alone I'm married" I mean which is it
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@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?
@Contwixt: Any ghost sophisticated enough to haunt a hotel is going to find the 13th floor whether you have an elevator button for it or not.
@DBMaxP: According to the group of firemen in our floor's breakroom... my microwave popcorn is burnt