@Jason_Horton: I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like "sorry I'm married" then it's "leave me alone I'm married" I mean which is it
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@crunchenhancer: I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.
@envydatropic: I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English
@DaddyBeerGuy: Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!