@rocknthepurple: I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are "slender and agile" which pretty much rules that out.
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@noog: I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch.
@GloriaFallon123: When someone says we can do something “weather permitting” I remind them that weather’s not the boss of me. Snow or no snow, I'm not going.