@Sean_Burgundy_: I'm giving up eating food off the floor for Lent
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@SteveSuckington: I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup
@GetCougarized: I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended.
@Aspersioncast: So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper.