@Sean_Burgundy_: I'm giving up eating food off the floor for Lent
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@MichaelGoffLA: Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions.
@zachreinert03: In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties
@BillDixonish: If Billy Joel rewrote We Didn't Start The Fire based on the past 2 weeks, it would be 45 minutes long.